The Way Things Are

I hate you more than anyone else in this entire world.
You have this uncanny ability to make me the unhappiest I've ever been and I wish you wouldn't do that just for your own amusement sometimes. I find myself always wishing bad things upon you only to knock on wood a minute later. But, there's nobody I love more than you and I know there won't be any replacements for you once you're gone. With that said, I promise to try to appreciate you more when I'm not secretly wishing to dropkick you.